The Court Of Curiosity

I was talking to my sister in law about healthy snacks for her kids. We were talking about making our own ranch to go with some carrot sticks. She got excited about a salad with raisins and nuts. That didn’t really sound appealing to me. I started to think about a version of myself that could possibly eat something like that. So the following will be a description of the version of myself that would eat a salad with raisins and nuts.

I live in Seattle. I have a loft apartment with floor-to-ceiling windows. I work from home as a Marketing Manager for a company that pays $175K. I don’t need to go into the office today so I head to a coffee shop down the block from me. It’s about 12:30 PM when I get there and I plan on getting a matcha latte with a sweet pastry or something. When I get inside my eyes are drawn to sign by the register. It’s a poster for a new salad that they’re introducing. It’s a kale salad with raisins and toasted pine nuts. There’s a garlic and olive oil dressing that goes with it. I think I would get the salad as that version of myself. I currently don’t really fux with salads like that.